I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE